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Velvetted

Member since 2002 · Posted 25 Sep 2002 · 8 comments

Hold still now. Close your eyes. This won't hurt a bit, trust me, and stop laughing; Not all girls want to stomp on you boys. There, didn't even bleed and now you won't be poking me with those damn things or make holes in my headboard. Come with me now and look in the mirror. See what I've always seen: An adorable gentle man whom I never thought of as only horny. Now pucker up and kiss me.

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[n/a] <~> 25-Sep-02/1:42 PM Reply

ouch!!!! nasty knicky! treating satyrs so sadistically. trophy wife.

[n/a] knickytoy › <~> 25-Sep-02/1:46 PM Reply

I am dehorning a cukold, but I like how it can read many ways.\

[5] Tintagiles › knickytoy 25-Sep-02/5:18 PM Reply

Dehorning a cuckold. I confess I've never heard of anyone managing to do that. It's funny.

[n/a] Tibbs 25-Sep-02/10:44 PM Reply

He'll not be horny again dear.

[9] Christof 26-Sep-02/2:16 AM Reply

This is both funny and sexy. Love it. I'm looking forward to your poem about cheese.

[8] deleted user 26-Sep-02/8:03 AM Reply

very odd, nice. can't remember the last time i had sex with a deer (or the devil), but it was HOT. there is something almost soothing about this, but it's creepy at the same time. not sure i've read anything like it.

[7] god'swife 2-Oct-02/9:07 AM Reply

Well peaches, somehow I overlooked this one. "didn't even bleed " threw me off a bit, but the title helped. Very clever. The last 3 lines are beautiful.

[n/a] knickytoy › god'swife 2-Oct-02/9:46 AM Reply

Thanks Mrs.G.??