Hold still now. Close your eyes. This won't hurt a bit, trust me, and stop laughing; Not all girls want to stomp on you boys. There, didn't even bleed and now you won't be poking me with those damn things or make holes in my headboard. Come with me now and look in the mirror. See what I've always seen: An adorable gentle man whom I never thought of as only horny. Now pucker up and kiss me.