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To Poets Whose Writing is Fecal. (Free verse) by SupremeDreamer
To Poets Whose Writing is Fecal & Procrastinate Their Deaths: Quicken your arrival and spare me the horrid stench of that which spurts forth from a curst 'n deformed pen. Hasten quick and go with God-- He, unlike me, can forgive those who write bad poetry. He won't forgive me; my savage use of the word has never faltered in it's growth-- it is a liquor constantly refined and subjected to rigorous fermentation. I would never consider diluting the juice from the bitter vine. The brutal folk mentored me, and my scars are marks of pride. They remind me always not to err as I utilize my pen, ensuring that it scribes with the finesse of a keen 'n well whetted blade. I appreciate having had that abuse now. Maybe one day you'll feel gratitude in retrospect, remembering my frank appraisal and wholly rampant insensitivity-- That or you'll still be writing bad poetry.

Down the ladder: Metaphorically Challenged

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.375
Weighted score: 5.638736
Overall Rank: 2115
Posted: January 2, 2009 5:50 AM PST; Last modified: January 2, 2009 5:50 AM PST
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[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 69.23.211.222 | 2-Jan-09/7:33 PM | Reply
http://poemranker.com.poem-details.jsp?id=80113

trying to get moving again, Soup ? I hear ya.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 75.30.177.249 > INTRANSIT | 3-Jan-09/11:43 AM | Reply
repost link mofo, you messed it up. Or mention title.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 69.23.211.222 > SupremeDreamer | 5-Jan-09/8:25 AM | Reply
To those that would teach poetry.

mofo
[8] Prince of Void @ 77.237.67.85 | 3-Jan-09/1:57 PM | Reply
to poets who has ignored the concept of beauty
is something we define and re-define
we just get things worse by ignoring the beauties that we are the fathers of ...
we're here in the same wasteland of poetry
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 75.30.177.249 > Prince of Void | 3-Jan-09/10:13 PM | Reply
Publishing online is a bitch and a half... one must be hidden amongst the mounds of crud. Every bastard with a keyboard feels his crud is gold.
[7] Dovina @ 208.127.228.52 | 5-Jan-09/5:07 PM | Reply
I write bad poetry and procrastinate my death. Yawn.
[10] Stephen Robins @ 62.73.157.126 | 12-Jan-09/7:34 AM | Reply
I understand you. You suffered a great loss in your early life and have spent the rest of it trying to replace the loss with a gigantic prosthetic. Unfortunately whilst some may replace a broken penis with a snooker ball in a sock you have chosen a she-pee.

[8] dclark @ 68.209.116.205 | 15-Jan-09/6:19 PM | Reply
it's just a voice people choose.
[10] Bill Z Bub @ 99.239.12.102 | 16-Feb-09/5:26 PM | Reply
Because this reminds me of the old days, ten!
[9] nentwined @ 75.83.196.201 | 5-Mar-09/10:33 PM | Reply
Hear, hear!
[9] nentwined @ 75.83.196.201 > nentwined | 5-Mar-09/10:34 PM | Reply
favorited, even. :)
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