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save a class now (Free verse) by FreeFormFixation
Roger presented his
project to the class.
Pythons shrunk down to a size
they could be held in dixie cups.
Don't mix it up
pythons in dixie cups.
The whole class began to
freak out and scream.
Girls stood on desks and the teacher
threw a paperweight at roger.
C'mon boy, dodge her,
paperweights at roger.
It struck his left arm and
he dropped what he held.
the pythons were scattered like
worms along the floor.
And they screamed some more,
the kids saw the snakes on the floor.
And roger was weeping,
the teacher was sobbing and all
thirty students noticed something
was hopping through the window now.
A weird looking racoon
hopped through the window now.
And the racoon began to
gobble down the snakes,
threw a few in a blender,
pinapple python shakes.
All were then happy,
'cept roger's folks and the teach.
she is in jail now.
The racoon moved to the beach.
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.25
Weighted score: 4.910598
Overall Rank: 9633
Posted: August 18, 2006 3:26 PM PDT; Last modified: August 18, 2006 3:26 PM PDT
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