Today's Spam

Member since 2001 · Posted 26 Feb 2006 · 15 comments

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[n/a] Blue Magpie 26-Feb-06/12:38 AM Reply

A good list but you missed a few, like the various "Any Meds You Need" "Get a Credit Card Whatever" "Consolidate Your Debts" "Re cvmthwifdj" and these last might be because my mail account is through my own domain name "Your Account is Suspended For Security Reasons" "Account Near to Being Closed"

[n/a] nentwined › Blue Magpie 26-Feb-06/12:41 AM Reply

Thanks. If I revise, I'll have to keep these in mind. I love getting the "your account has been suspended" message, given that every email account I've gotten that spam on is on a domain/server I own.

[n/a] Niphredil 26-Feb-06/9:39 AM Reply

I always love being encouraged to enlarge my penis... it's so titillating.

[7] MacFrantic 26-Feb-06/11:03 AM Reply

Not the best, but entertaining. *7*

[8] INTRANSIT 27-Feb-06/12:46 PM Reply

Testing this kiosk.

So far so good. I was thinking about the senryu today. Perfect timing. love 'em!

[n/a] nentwined › INTRANSIT 27-Feb-06/12:58 PM Reply

W00+!

[9] ALChemy 27-Feb-06/2:59 PM Reply

Reminds me of this skit:)
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1129383135

[n/a] nentwined › ALChemy 27-Feb-06/3:10 PM Reply

Nice, especially the goat play. =)

[10] horus8 27-Feb-06/3:29 PM Reply

ha ha...

[6] LilMsLadyPoet 1-Mar-06/9:04 AM Reply

LOL...a bit of fun! I love the ones offering penis enlargement...it would be useful if I HAD a penis!
and the ones for viagra-like meds...if I had a penis, that then refused to respond!

[8] Ranger 13-Mar-06/7:34 AM Reply

Ha! I never get these though, either my email is too obscure, or the hotmail junk filter is supreme Â¬.Â¬

[8] raven_the_poet 1-Apr-06/2:13 PM Reply

i love this =)

[8] nypoet22 16-Sep-06/7:57 AM Reply

i like this as a concept poem. feels like more is needed though.

[0] deleted user 16-Jan-07/5:46 PM Reply

Shove this rubbish up yo' fat ass.

[0] conny lingers 2-Feb-21/9:12 AM Reply

Utterly terrible