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Today's Spam (Senryu) by nentwined (trading alert)
This WEEK Smart Money
MAKE A BUCK and we'll
make a buck FROM YOU
(improve desire)
National Survey
proving ten million women
want you to CLICK HERE
(universty degree)
breed stupidity
call twenty-four hours a day
name needs more letters
(promising news)
for chunky putzes
drugs will kill your appetite
who needs willpower?
(your eyes only)
new luck for you now!
please help us move this money
into your account
(urgent! update!)
account compromised
we will update your records
tell us who you are
(winner!)
you or someone else
just won our huge lottery
CLICK HERE--find out more
(sexy ladies!)
Sexy Ladies Now!
from the PLEASURE of your home
enter credit card
Up the ladder:
Kindling
Down the ladder:
Determination
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 7.214286
Posted: February 26, 2006 12:04 AM PST; Last modified: February 26, 2006 12:04 AM PSTWeighted score: 6.6187725 Overall Rank: 585 Comments:
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Blue Magpie @ 212.205.251.35
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26-Feb-06/12:38 AM
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A good list but you missed a few, like the various "Any Meds You Need" "Get a Credit Card Whatever" "Consolidate Your Debts" "Re cvmthwifdj" and these last might be because my mail account is through my own domain name "Your Account is Suspended For Security Reasons" "Account Near to Being Closed"
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nentwined @ 68.232.253.122
> Blue Magpie
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26-Feb-06/12:41 AM
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Thanks. If I revise, I'll have to keep these in mind. I love getting the "your account has been suspended" message, given that every email account I've gotten that spam on is on a domain/server I own.
I always love being encouraged to enlarge my penis... it's so titillating.
Not the best, but entertaining. *7*
Testing this kiosk.
So far so good. I was thinking about the senryu today. Perfect timing. love 'em!
W00+!
Nice, especially the goat play. =)
ha ha...
LOL...a bit of fun! I love the ones offering penis enlargement...it would be useful if I HAD a penis!
and the ones for viagra-like meds...if I had a penis, that then refused to respond!
Ha! I never get these though, either my email is too obscure, or the hotmail junk filter is supreme ¬.¬
i love this =)
i like this as a concept poem. feels like more is needed though.
Shove this rubbish up yo' fat ass.
Utterly terrible
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