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Today's Spam (Senryu) by nentwined
(trading alert) This WEEK Smart Money MAKE A BUCK and we'll make a buck FROM YOU (improve desire) National Survey proving ten million women want you to CLICK HERE (universty degree) breed stupidity call twenty-four hours a day name needs more letters (promising news) for chunky putzes drugs will kill your appetite who needs willpower? (your eyes only) new luck for you now! please help us move this money into your account (urgent! update!) account compromised we will update your records tell us who you are (winner!) you or someone else just won our huge lottery CLICK HERE--find out more (sexy ladies!) Sexy Ladies Now! from the PLEASURE of your home enter credit card

Up the ladder: Kindling
Down the ladder: Determination

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.214286
Weighted score: 6.6187725
Overall Rank: 585
Posted: February 26, 2006 12:04 AM PST; Last modified: February 26, 2006 12:04 AM PST
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[n/a] Blue Magpie @ 212.205.251.35 | 26-Feb-06/12:38 AM | Reply
A good list but you missed a few, like the various "Any Meds You Need" "Get a Credit Card Whatever" "Consolidate Your Debts" "Re cvmthwifdj" and these last might be because my mail account is through my own domain name "Your Account is Suspended For Security Reasons" "Account Near to Being Closed"
[n/a] nentwined @ 68.232.253.122 > Blue Magpie | 26-Feb-06/12:41 AM | Reply
Thanks. If I revise, I'll have to keep these in mind. I love getting the "your account has been suspended" message, given that every email account I've gotten that spam on is on a domain/server I own.
[n/a] Niphredil @ 132.68.1.29 | 26-Feb-06/9:39 AM | Reply
I always love being encouraged to enlarge my penis... it's so titillating.
[7] MacFrantic @ 172.184.226.227 | 26-Feb-06/11:03 AM | Reply
Not the best, but entertaining. *7*
[8] INTRANSIT @ 204.110.228.254 | 27-Feb-06/12:46 PM | Reply
Testing this kiosk.

So far so good. I was thinking about the senryu today. Perfect timing. love 'em!
[n/a] nentwined @ 68.232.253.122 > INTRANSIT | 27-Feb-06/12:58 PM | Reply
W00+!
[9] ALChemy @ 24.74.100.11 | 27-Feb-06/2:59 PM | Reply
Reminds me of this skit:)
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1129383135
[n/a] nentwined @ 68.232.253.122 > ALChemy | 27-Feb-06/3:10 PM | Reply
Nice, especially the goat play. =)
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.116.245 | 27-Feb-06/3:29 PM | Reply
ha ha...
[6] LilMsLadyPoet @ 64.12.116.14 | 1-Mar-06/9:04 AM | Reply
LOL...a bit of fun! I love the ones offering penis enlargement...it would be useful if I HAD a penis!
and the ones for viagra-like meds...if I had a penis, that then refused to respond!
[8] Ranger @ 62.252.32.15 | 13-Mar-06/7:34 AM | Reply
Ha! I never get these though, either my email is too obscure, or the hotmail junk filter is supreme ¬.¬
[8] raven_the_poet @ 216.45.130.159 | 1-Apr-06/2:13 PM | Reply
i love this =)
[8] nypoet22 @ 65.9.114.211 | 16-Sep-06/7:57 AM | Reply
i like this as a concept poem. feels like more is needed though.
[0] deleted user @ 85.210.210.92 | 16-Jan-07/5:46 PM | Reply
Shove this rubbish up yo' fat ass.
[0] conny lingers @ 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 | 2-Feb-21/9:12 AM | Reply
Utterly terrible
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