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The Worst Poem Ever Created (edited)

by drnick

Member since 2005 · Posted 28 Jul 2005 · Edited 29 Jul 2005 · 8 comments

Peaches sitting in the attack... waiting to attack a lone plum A Doe, a deer! It swizzles thru your brain canals A blue raccoon is nibbleing at your flesh WHATCH OUT! ~~~Charlie in the trees~~~ hit the fuckin' floor, man. FREEDOM! Look everyone! It's Mr. Peanut!!!! He wants an orgasm.

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8 comments

[6] Dan garcia-Black 28-Jul-05/7:11 PM Reply
If the poem had ended at the word orgasm it would be a ten. The :) and comment suck the joyous insanity out of this poem.-6- for getting it half right.
[n/a] drnick › Dan garcia-Black 29-Jul-05/10:09 AM Reply
You're right, the last part does ruin it, especially the last line. Thank you.
[7] LilMsLadyPoet 31-Jul-05/6:29 AM Reply
I went to see what the links were, that Zodic posted..and yep! the 1st, 3rd, and 4th were right up there! Sorry drnick, it wasn't the worst poem ever written, but it comes close! (So, how do I vote? A high score would imply this is good? Or would imply it is the worst?) I think I will rank it for the worst...that is what my score will reflect!)
[n/a] drnick › LilMsLadyPoet 31-Jul-05/9:04 AM Reply
The whole nature of this poem is to invoke confusion at all times, even when rating. Is it sad that I can't write the worst poem ever even when I try? I think so.
[7] LilMsLadyPoet › drnick 31-Jul-05/10:04 PM Reply
Not sad! It means you get invited to come click glasses with the chosen few! (LOL) I have always found it ironic that my very favorite poems just kinda roll out, and usually are better left un-messed with, and usually take just as long as it takes my hand to scribble it onto paper! The more I work and rework, the worse they become. If it doesn't flow, I know to just put it away, or throw it away, or add it to the scraps that can later be looked at to catapult me into a writing frenzy! LOL! (I DO mess around with my puncuation...ugh! I DO need to find a miniature editor/English-teacher to sit on my shoulder!)
[8] Ranger 10-Mar-06/2:46 PM Reply
This is great fun!