poemranker ::Ode to Brittanyy and her Dyke Jacket. by DreamerSupreme

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Ode to Brittanyy and her Dyke Jacket.

Member since 2003 · Posted 31 Jan 2005 · 6 comments

Your so Cher that I wanna choke on darkies poop deck, sing an ode to adolescent love gone wry & 'stray, and consider anything other than breaking your damn neck-- enraged that your drag-queen dress decided to stay. Had to make a comeback, express the latest & deepest pain. Your loss cursed my mood, left me with flaccid anguish, a vulgar mass of emo assfudge proving that you're so vain; curse the cunt who puked up the girl we love to cherish. Couldn't hack it in the fuckin jungle with a pimpled pen, but your voice could spew a soprano that got a spot on HBO. Your grace that of a blonds, even with hair dyed RedHotZen, pop-slamin the charts cuz Sonny says you suck dick too slow. I pray that you'll fucking convert back to an ugly lesbian, but after getting the ranker shaft, you came back again? Just scream your frustration with one last squeal, do the pubescent guilt trip & use a razor made of steel-- and when your pimpled pen and wrists bleeds dry, don't expect to hear me wish you farewell or say goodbye: For dykes who do the drag and dance like a tragic Madonna buttfucked in Tijuana? I carve gravestones that say "Sayonara".

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6 comments

[10] Beyond_Dreams 31-Jan-05/8:57 PM Reply
Bravo, Bravo!!!
[n/a] SupremeDreamer › Beyond_Dreams 31-Jan-05/11:20 PM Reply
*Bows*
[10] Luzr 1-Feb-05/1:02 AM Reply
mighty slam indeed. one would have to bless your words.

<3 Jason

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[n/a] wilco 1-Feb-05/4:42 PM Reply
I'm not going to vote on this because it's just plain fuckin' mean. All that aside, though, it's pretty good. hehe
[5] Dovina 1-Feb-05/8:53 PM Reply
That's not nice!
[n/a] DreamerSupreme › Dovina 23-Apr-07/8:10 PM Reply
I know, I know...

I'm a bad, bad man; what can I say?