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Hate the Contestant (Haiku) by Blindpoetry
Michael Moore: The Fag! Staring idiot bands, yo! Hop on the wagon!

Up the ladder: jammin in the basement
Down the ladder: isomers

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Posted: January 16, 2005 9:30 PM PST; Last modified: January 16, 2005 9:30 PM PST
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[8] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.53 | 17-Jan-05/8:40 AM | Reply
I'll have to look up the connection between michael moore and bands - brb
[n/a] Blindpoetry @ 68.11.192.79 > Shuushin | 18-Jan-05/7:54 PM | Reply
micheal moore shits on the White House.

Bands shit on the White House (it seems to be the popular music thing for fake punk bands, now.)

It's the wagon we all jump on just to fit in.
Ot to just follow our favorite bands or actors. (one is especially Johnny Depp and his gayness)
[8] Shuushin @ 64.222.170.94 > Blindpoetry | 18-Jan-05/8:07 PM | Reply
thanks - but I am a J. Depp fan (gay or no, but I think no).
[n/a] Blindpoetry @ 68.11.192.79 > Shuushin | 19-Jan-05/7:40 PM | Reply
I'm a fan of his movies.
Just not him. Though, he gets kudos for doing Secret Window, one of my favorite novelas by Stephen King.

hum
[n/a] wilco @ 24.165.207.93 | 19-Jan-05/5:11 PM | Reply
I agree with you on this, although I'm no fan of the Bush White House. I'm not sure what to vote on this, though. Michael Moore is an idiot, as are all the musicians and actors who put their foot in their mouth on a daily basis, but...what are you gonna do...
[n/a] Blindpoetry @ 68.11.192.79 > wilco | 19-Jan-05/7:50 PM | Reply
That's true.

And that is why everyone hops on the band wagon.
And I'll just sit here and be the non-conformist.
Or is it being conformist to be non-conformist?

Hm...
[n/a] zodiac @ 212.118.11.30 > Blindpoetry | 22-Jan-05/4:59 AM | Reply
Shut up, please. And bother to spell "starring" correctly.
[n/a] Goad @ 217.226.29.153 > zodiac | 22-Jan-05/8:21 AM | Reply
yep, still in die Deutschland, writing shitty web applications for big corporations. I'm even starting to speak a little german these days. 'n you? still teaching poetry?
[n/a] Blindpoetry @ 68.11.192.79 > zodiac | 23-Jan-05/2:59 PM | Reply
It'd be conformistishy to listen
[n/a] Goad @ 217.226.29.153 > Blindpoetry | 22-Jan-05/8:18 AM | Reply
You're about as noncomformist as my ass when I sit on a (very hard) chair.

Sometimes it makes rumbling grumbling noises but we all know it's conforming, as always, to the shape of the chair. That's its purpose. It's an ass.
[n/a] Blindpoetry @ 68.11.192.79 > Goad | 23-Jan-05/3:00 PM | Reply
or maybe it's your bladder making 'rumbling grumbling noises'?
i don't know.
I'm only a teen.
Teens don't know a thing, ya know?
[7] brazen @ 68.82.113.254 | 13-Feb-05/1:26 AM | Reply
i commend anyone anti-moore. i may not like Bush, but as an inspiring film maker you have to hate a jackass who puts himself into others peoples stories.
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