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The Toilet Paper Tumbles (Other) by PsydewaysTears
The toilet paper tumbles And rolls right out the door, Just like my youthful figure Which belongs to me no more. The toilet paper bounces Along the busy street, Winning all the races —I could not even compete. The toilet paper unwinds Dropping unwanted pounds, He makes it look so easy As his merriment abounds. The toilet paper wobbles And dances to and fro, I can hardly keep a beat Let alone tap my ugly toe. The toilet paper rotates And begins to dizzy up, I sip my folger's coffee Out of a tiny paper cup. And the toilet paper staggers Then reduces to a roll, I've got this paper beaten! For in me, there is a soul!

Up the ladder: Sadness
Down the ladder: Dawns Blood Concealed

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Weighted score: 5.0
Overall Rank: 7734
Posted: January 5, 2005 9:37 PM PST; Last modified: January 5, 2005 9:37 PM PST
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Comments:
[n/a] Shuushin @ 64.222.175.19 | 6-Jan-05/9:47 AM | Reply
reminds me of meatball I once knew.
[n/a] PsydewaysTears @ 69.240.74.35 > Shuushin | 6-Jan-05/10:58 AM | Reply
Well somebody had to clean up the mess the meatball left behind.

•°•Gregory James•°•
[6] OMOMOMOM @ 86.142.241.74 | 18-Dec-08/7:18 AM | Reply
ok?!
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