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A Fistful of Ass Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo ---
The Sport Class Hottie
talking to the hulking dud.
I could kick his ass.
It has been too long
since I have written Haiku.
Schoolwork sucks the ass.
What the hell's 'the' ass?
Not just any ass I s'pose,
but definate ass.
Will anyone laugh
at my lousy grammar jokes?
Grammar's also ass.
This fistful of ass
will at least be better than
an assful of fist.
What else can I say
that has to do with some ass?
Any ass will do.
Would Plato ask me
about the form of ass-ness?
I'll think about it.
It's an empty hole
and a fleshy fullness too,
Paradoxic Ass.
Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass
Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass!
What a bad haiku.
So Markie is Hot,
and a muse for my Haiku,
with a nice ass too.
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Up the ladder:
Shadows In Your Eyes
Down the ladder:
Not Being Me
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Posted: September 20, 2004 5:51 PM PDT; Last modified: September 20, 2004 5:51 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.6414113 Overall Rank: 12403 The following users have marked this poem on their favorites list:
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A lit queef -=8=-
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bonus points for the form of ass, and paradox, and continuity.