A Fistful of Ass Haiku

--- The Sport Class Hottie talking to the hulking dud. I could kick his ass. It has been too long since I have written Haiku. Schoolwork sucks the ass. What the hell's 'the' ass? Not just any ass I s'pose, but definate ass. Will anyone laugh at my lousy grammar jokes? Grammar's also ass. This fistful of ass will at least be better than an assful of fist. What else can I say that has to do with some ass? Any ass will do. Would Plato ask me about the form of ass-ness? I'll think about it. It's an empty hole and a fleshy fullness too, Paradoxic Ass. Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass Ass! What a bad haiku. So Markie is Hot, and a muse for my Haiku, with a nice ass too. ---