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Mike Pike!! (Limerick) by DR Limerick
There was a young man called Mike. Who liked to go fishing for pike. He didnt want to linger. So he stuck in his finger. now you try and finish It!! i couldnt!!

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.2222223
Weighted score: 4.611111
Overall Rank: 12482
Posted: August 4, 2004 12:51 PM PDT; Last modified: August 4, 2004 12:51 PM PDT
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[6] Dovina @ 17.255.240.138 | 4-Aug-04/5:30 PM | Reply
Now mike is a collossal tripe.
[8] frdup717 @ 4.29.181.60 | 4-Aug-04/8:29 PM | Reply
because fish poon Mike really likes!
[6] MacFrantic @ 198.81.26.16 | 5-Aug-04/5:36 PM | Reply
And the coldness Mike's Pike didn't like

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[n/a] richa @ 81.178.216.59 | 6-Aug-04/6:27 AM | Reply
'not wanting to linger/he stuck in his finger' sounds better.
[n/a] DR Limerick @ 62.31.23.33 > richa | 14-Aug-04/11:49 PM | Reply
tanka i am no zo got wit the english
[9] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.116.70 | 7-Aug-04/6:35 AM | Reply
and that's when Tina screamed "IKE!"
[n/a] DR Limerick @ 62.31.23.33 > INTRANSIT | 14-Aug-04/11:47 PM | Reply
yar i liky dis one bit norty.
[0] klosterfobik @ 152.163.100.195 | 14-Sep-04/9:40 PM | Reply
There was a young man named Mike.
Who liked to lick an occasional dyke.
He liked to smell his finger -
if the smell could only linger -
he could be just like!
[0] klosterfobik @ 152.163.101.7 > klosterfobik | 14-Sep-04/9:42 PM | Reply
?????
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.130.62.63 > klosterfobik | 14-Sep-04/11:17 PM | Reply
You have the wit of a fur-seal.
[n/a] DR Limerick @ 62.31.23.155 > klosterfobik | 20-Sep-04/1:15 PM | Reply
yar liking dis von bit nouty dow!
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.83.12 | 20-May-06/5:06 PM | Reply
My completion...

And here's another silly limerick I don't like.
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