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Mike Pike!!

Member since 2004 · Posted 4 Aug 2004 · 12 comments

There was a young man called Mike. Who liked to go fishing for pike. He didnt want to linger. So he stuck in his finger. now you try and finish It!! i couldnt!!

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12 comments

[6] Dovina 4-Aug-04/5:30 PM Reply
Now mike is a collossal tripe.
[8] frdup717 4-Aug-04/8:29 PM Reply
because fish poon Mike really likes!
[6] MacFrantic 5-Aug-04/5:36 PM Reply
And the coldness Mike's Pike didn't like

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[n/a] richa 6-Aug-04/6:27 AM Reply
'not wanting to linger/he stuck in his finger' sounds better.
[n/a] DR Limerick › richa 14-Aug-04/11:49 PM Reply
tanka i am no zo got wit the english
[9] INTRANSIT 7-Aug-04/6:35 AM Reply
and that's when Tina screamed "IKE!"
[n/a] DR Limerick › INTRANSIT 14-Aug-04/11:47 PM Reply
yar i liky dis one bit norty.
[0] klosterfobik 14-Sep-04/9:40 PM Reply
There was a young man named Mike.
Who liked to lick an occasional dyke.
He liked to smell his finger -
if the smell could only linger -
he could be just like!
[0] klosterfobik › klosterfobik 14-Sep-04/9:42 PM Reply
?????
[n/a] horus8 › klosterfobik 14-Sep-04/11:17 PM Reply
You have the wit of a fur-seal.
[n/a] DR Limerick › klosterfobik 20-Sep-04/1:15 PM Reply
yar liking dis von bit nouty dow!
[0] Edna Sweetlove 20-May-06/5:06 PM Reply
My completion...

And here's another silly limerick I don't like.