Re: a comment on Life On Earth by dougsoderstrom	3-Aug-04/8:45 AM
Thanks for the rec.
Re: a comment on Life On Earth by dougsoderstrom	3-Aug-04/8:44 AM
Life is not funny!
Re: a comment on Life On Earth by dougsoderstrom	3-Aug-04/8:44 AM
Thanks for the compliment........scumbag!
Re: a comment on Life On Earth by dougsoderstrom	3-Aug-04/8:43 AM
Hell is no way out.....It is not deliverance!
Re: You Can't Kill A Dead Man! by dougsoderstrom	31-Jul-04/10:59 AM
Thanks, Dovina. Your Friend, Doug
Re: a comment on The Two Temperaments of Man by dougsoderstrom	30-Jul-04/3:56 PM
Dear Dark Angel: I will keep all of this in mind.....and thank again you so very much. Love, Doug
Re: a comment on The Two Temperaments of Man by dougsoderstrom	30-Jul-04/9:41 AM
Dear Dark Angel: Well.......... That's a very good question indeed. As you seem to be implying that it would be best for me to no longer post my poems on the poemranker site. However, because of the apparent lack of quality (or perhaps as you might say, "the sorryness or the obvious lameness") of my pieces, I have no other place to go; no other place "that would have me." Even though it is extremely obvious that I have no ability to write poetry, I would like to have the opportunity to keep trying..... although I am sure that given all the time in the world before I die, I'll likely improve very little. I don't know what to do.......... I know that you would like for me to opt out of The Poemranker Site (And I am sorry that I have been such a pain to you and have been such a drag on the site itself), but I am going to try to keep doing my best anyway. And please do remember, that I always appreciate your honest attempts to help me to do better! Thank you very much. Your Friend, Doug Soderstrom
Re: a comment on Dan by dougsoderstrom	29-Jul-04/7:38 AM
Dear Dark Angel: Thank you again. Your Friend, Doug
Re: a comment on The Two Temperaments of Man by dougsoderstrom	29-Jul-04/7:36 AM
Dear Dark Angel: Thank you very much as I have always appreciated your most honest and insightful feedback. And I just wanted to tell you that your last few pieces(poems)have been quite good. The best to you. Your Friend, Doug
Re: a comment on Dan by dougsoderstrom	25-Jul-04/5:15 PM
Good idea.
Re: a comment on Dan by dougsoderstrom	25-Jul-04/3:26 PM
Dear Dovina: Rather than asking, In what way do I walk in his shoes........... you might ask "How is it that I can walk in that man Dan's shoes"...... And, of, course, the answer is.... VERY CAREFULLY INDEED!" Love, Doug
Re: a comment on Dan by dougsoderstrom	25-Jul-04/11:16 AM
Dear Dovina: Yes, I do believe that we are. You see....... In the beginning God created The...... Oh, I'm sorry....I got off onto the wrong "In the beginning"...... please excuse me..... A "senior moment," I suppose.... Uh..... Uh..... You see, in the beginning.... Uh.... that damn man Dan was a male.... However, he had a high degree of "inner (perhaps genetic) "female features," consequently he decided to have an operation..... a sexual transformation type operation..... Thus that damn man Dan became "a dame." So as you can see...... I do believe that (at least essentially speaking) we are,"in fact," talking about "The Same Dame Dan!" Love, Doug
Re: a comment on Dan by dougsoderstrom	24-Jul-04/8:06 AM
Dear Chasz: Good man! Doug
Re: a comment on Dan by dougsoderstrom	24-Jul-04/8:06 AM
Dear Dovina: Great...... I am very pleased to find that you, just as I, have developed a fondness for "that man Dan." Love, Doug
Re: a comment on The Poop Machines by dougsoderstrom	23-Jul-04/5:13 PM
Dear Dovina: Unfortunately, due to those things that have occurred in my life (too much to talk with you about at this time) I have been forced to walk through "the valley of shadow of death" waist deep far too many times! Anyway, it's not that I have anything against the eating of food...... it's just that, for whatever reason, it seems to always end up turning to shit! Love, Doug
Re: a comment on The Poop Machines by dougsoderstrom	23-Jul-04/2:31 PM
Dear gorbichoff: THANKS! Doug
Re: a comment on The Poop Machines by dougsoderstrom	23-Jul-04/2:31 PM
Dear Robert K Foster: Good point! Doug
Re: a comment on The Poop Machines by dougsoderstrom	23-Jul-04/2:30 PM
Dear cleverdevice: Can you spell VOMIT? Love, Doug
Re: a comment on The Poop Machines by dougsoderstrom	23-Jul-04/2:29 PM
Dear bondjedi: Thank you......sweetheart! Doug
Re: a comment on The Poop Machines by dougsoderstrom	23-Jul-04/2:28 PM
Dear poetandknowit: To remind you to take a good healthy shit. Doug