Re: 9/11 by TheDevil	31-Aug-02/12:06 PM
So, I take it all the zeroes posted here are because I don't share your opinions about the Great Satan who isn'T me. And here I was thinking that the poetry on this site was voted on based on the quality of the poem and not on what it says or what the voter thinks of the author. Silly me.
regarding some deleted poem...	1-Oct-02/4:22 PM
Well, apparently your God isn't THAT great, seeing as he didn't manage to keep ME away. 'We don't do it fight'? Do you mean that you don't fight, or that you don't fuck right? I permit myself to guess the latter. 'Blungged'? Nice to know he created you with luck, but he certainly didn't give you talent. 'What you thought was steel wall'? What IS this tripe? And is it a ceiling or a ball (or God's balls?), crystal or glass? I hate to inform you of this, but crystal and glass are not the same thing. 'Breaking away the devil'? What's that supposed to mean? I assure you I'm not broken, and I'm definitely not away. Sorry if that injures your faith. Actually, not sorry at all. You deserve to be hunted down by the Inquisition for this. Put in thumbscrews, racked, pricked, and finally burnt live at the stake. I volunteer to lead the execution squad. We'll also make you read this aloud and laugh at you. 'My appreciation to you'? That is idiotic. How can you appreciate TO something? You are a silly silly girl who needs to learn basic English grammar, poetic form, some creative ideas (though that would doubtless require a lobotomy or something similar -- Igor! Go for brains!), and the fact that if God does exist, he obviously doesn'T care for the human race, because if he did, he would never have permited this abomination to exist. Get thee to a nunnery and wall yourself up there, dearie, you'll be doing everyone a favour
Re: Theoretical Islamic Math by Bachus	2-Oct-02/5:13 PM
First of all, it's 72 virgins I'll dream of, thank you very much. Secondly, I choose option F: Stand up, laugh your head off, moon the whole of New York, and start dancing through the isles to the tune of 'I Will Survive', timing it so that the impact with the building will come a split second after a reiteration of the refrain.
Re: Why? by Bazilla	2-Oct-02/6:16 PM
The bad certainly seem to live on. You're unfortunate evidence of that. But I'm perfectly willing to help you cure that mistake.
Re: 9/11 tribute by Caducus	23-Jan-03/12:37 PM
Don't make fun of Osama's beard. Jesus had one like that too.