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Shit-Crumpets for supper! (Free verse) by Shit-Crumpets
Did you ever eat a shit-crumpet?
Or watch it bubble up on the griddle,
venting its sweet perfume?
If not, I pity you-
its a wonderful treat,
a speciality of mine.
The feces used orginate
from cows, dogs, sometimes cats-
but human dung is most prefered
for the best shit-crumpets.
And even better? Diaper poo-
freshest shit known to man,
and emits the most aromatic scents
on the griddle.
Please, come by sometime
and taste my shit-crumpets!
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