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An Invitation From Poetry.com (Free verse) by scitz

Dear Dick When you attend the Convention and Symposium, you will present your poetry in front of your fellow poets from around the world (Our last convention was celebrated by over 2500 poets from 58 countries worldwide! ), and you will be presented with your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Award Cup. The Award is a magnificent work of art (a $200.00 value) that measures over 11 inches across and over 17 inches high, handcrafted in silver, with your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry wood base (see it here). I’m sure it will merit a special place of pride in your home. Your award is so large and heavy that you may wish to bring an extra suitcase to carry it home!. As a valued member you receive our special introductory price of $149.99 if you return this form back within 14 days. Your Poem. A big black dog sat on my grass, He walked round and round, then did a big shit, from his big hairy ass, then had a fit.

horus8 17-Jun-03/11:37 AM
"then had a fit" change to "then had a salad" for some reson I would of just died upon reading that, but that just me, this is a point for our side for sure, nice one.

Did I tell you about the time in my "who I'd like to thank letter" to poetry.com I actually wrote in "bigbrother bullshit publishing companys that actually have the nerve to put together compendiums of poetry, basically, destroying the identity of the poets to the poems of the masses.", and do you know what? Those motherfuckers are so out to lunch, they printed it.




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