1) If you are traveling at 456 mph and heading straight into a skyscraper inside of a passenger jet full of wailing women and children, but it's time to pray to Allah, do you... A. Forehead the ground ignoring the screams and the 4,000 degree flesh incinerating fire balls? B. Pass out candy, but only to the notably deserving Muslim children who can calm down for just a second before they are turned into dust and fodder? C. Day-dream of fucking 40 virgins in heaven while drinking mead and eating honey coated dates, whilest being fanned with a palm frond, and hand fed grapes and cherries? D. Have a moment of self loathing clarity only to shrug your shoulders in irony before being blown to worthless bits of soon to be topsoil and worm food? E. Draw a blank as you drool upon your shirt due to years of rocking back and forth while you read 'very important' holy scriptures about love, humanity, and enlightened kindness towards all of God's creatures?