anonymous
last post 6 May 2004
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I would like to complain about the fact that the DVD of "The Day Today" has sold out at all central London HMVs.
Far be it from me to felch out my stultifyingly ill-informed opinions all over this suggestion board, carelessly blundering all over the place like some sort of deranged Harris, but there are a number of dissatisfying properties of the suggestions page:
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I'M GOING AWAY FOREVER. DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO FIND ME.
THE ALL NEW POEMRANKER BEAUTY CONTEST ... http://www.geocities.com/fraserallonby/i ndex.html
I suggest that for the fuck of it we hold a poemranker beauty contest, centering around a page with all of our pictures on it (I can make that page).
I agree, please get rid of and disallow all anonymous votes.
Also, it would be cool to have a section with dedications to famous poets through poetry written in the same style.
Can anyone explain why SupremeDreamer has begun writing like an English working-class Jerome K. Jerome wannabe from the 1920s? To give a few examples, he has recently used the following words and phrases:
"mayhaps"
"forgo"
"eludes"
"empty blitheri […]
This sucks! I want to post more than one poem every two days! Argh!