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27-Apr-04/8:38 PM
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THE BEAUTY CONTEST BEGINS: http://students.risd.edu/yr2005/nmartin/
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This picture is the funniest thing in the universe: http://students.risd.edu/yr2005/nmartin/
I rather like it.
You never say that about my poems
yeah everybody loves that thing. If you try to put anything on that surface it tips, it looks like it's intentional, and shoulders it off.
http://students.risd.edu/yr2005/nmartin/images/fruitsketches.gif
Have you seen Barry Lyndon, then? It's a colossal rubber johnny of ace. Especially that part where Redmond's cousin beats him at cards then forces him to look for her ribbon which she has hidden between her buttocks. Nora: Why are you trembling? Redmond: At the... at the pleasure of finding the ribbon. Nora: You're a liar.
REDMOND: "Why did you run so when your wife the washerwoman came?"
SOLDIERS: "Ohhhhhooohhhhh!!!"
1) Having peoples faces on the internet means that you are almost meeting them, yes. Are you just lonely?
2) Couldn't you grow a beard or something, you look like a ponce.
I predict it'll turn into the poemranker directory of gays. Mark my word.
I'M NOT GAY
I look like a ponce in that picture???
Not any more, I have just seen messrs Stephen Robins and Fraser Allonby!!?
Ponce: someone who procures customers for whores
Fraser Allonby & Stephen Robins: two erudite young Englishmen on a mission to look like cunts. There is and shall remain a distinct difference.
No, you look like slack jawed rent boy waiting for your next cock.
everybody says that
oh and Horus, ever heard of the sap Darius Danesh?
Dicksplash!
Now that I know you have the look of an Englishe Gentleman, your diction seems faintly ridiculous.
Forsooth, forgive me, however I went to one of the best school's in the country and have one of the best faces anywhere in the world. I am also caked in rhino.
You can't even afford a whole name you flatulent pederast.
The fucking country does not belong to the fucking school, why use an ' you fucking retard?
ALL NEW BEAUTY CONTEST (IT'S BETTER THAN SETTLE'S ONE):
http://www.geocities.com/fraserallonby/i
Actually, try this:
ALL NEW BEAUTY CONTEST (IT'S BETTER THAN SETTLE'S ONE): http://www.geocities.com/fraserallonby/i
Who won?
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