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Have you seen Barry Lyndon, then? It's a colossal rubber johnny of ace. Especially that part where Redmond's cousin beats him at cards then forces him to look for her ribbon which she has hidden between her buttocks.
Nora: Why are you trembling?
Redmond: At the... at the pleasure of finding the ribbon.
Nora: You're a liar.