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I second the motion, on at which point I must go for my second motion of the day.
Have you recently consumed an entire diplomatic pouch of Sainsbury's mozzarella cheese? Or do you always adopt a two-stop strategy?
I only wish I had sufficient control over my withered bow'l duct to enjoy an entire diplomatic pouch.
That's old news Captain Sleuth.
My suggestion cannot be old news; I made it less than an hour ago.
May i speak for -=Mr_Angel=- and state "bow'ls"
lol the funniest thing happened to me today. I was in t' plodge reading the JCR notice board when I saw this massive sign saying "JCR NOTICES ONLY", but then, and this is the really funny part, someone had scrawled "+ banter" underneath it with a biro! And the fun didn't stop there! Someone else had scrawled "obviously" underneath that!!!!!!!111 byob
btw the HOMELETTE/DISABILITY sign was finally removed :(((((((
Oxford still full of cunts then?
Yes, but "Hull topped a survey measuring weight problems in research which links being overweight to working-class areas and low self-esteem".
Touché. However, being of the fat, unpropertied classes can just as easily be true of those from Oxford as those from 'ull as I am sure you will attest.
Besides which, the men whom put the "H" into 'ull will attest that following a vigorous "H" diet will lead to a spare phyisque.
"The king of Bunyoro-Kitara (in Uganda) has announced a £3.7 trillion claim against Britain to compensate his kingdom for the damage wrought by a five year colonial war in the 1890s. Lawyers have already been retained in both London and Uganda.
Solomon I is intent on avenging his grandfather, Kabalega II, nineteenth century ruler of Bunyoro. The king claims the British plundered the land, stole Kabelega's cattle and goats and were generally all-round bastards. The £3.7 trillion - or £4.63m for each of Bunyoro's 800,000 inhabitants - is just the initial demand. Solomon says that compensation for the land taken and the people murdered by the colonialists could be ten times that amount. The sums have been calculated by Yolamu Nsamba, the king's private secretary, who read economics at Hull University." - enough said
Dear Ms -Z-
May I remind you young lady that geocities.com takes its no-nudity promise very seriously. Now put them away, pensioners could be looking.
Nonsense. An old acquaintance of mine described himself as a "geocowboy" and took delight in breaking every rule they had. For years he had a blurry topless image of Teri Hatcher on his site, and was never brought to justice.
Go away, you're not Dark_Angel, you are just some pipe-smoker who got into Oxford. Well done by the way.
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