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wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253
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17-Mar-04/9:06 AM
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In my local Argos, a packet of 4 Duracell batteries costs £2.99. A packet of 8 Duracell batteries marked "Buy 4 Get 4 Free" costs £4.99. I give up.
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brilliant. Right bloody brilliant.
Yeh, but you get four free.
WTF were you doing in Argos?
I was buying a new "personal CD player" in the Holborn branch of Argos. I'd accidentally left my existing "personal CD player" at home and couldn't face the thought of going to the gym without a deafening soundtrack of Tchaikovsky. Now I need to go back to Argos to get an extra set of ears.
Having recently seen your portly stature I had assumed that you had given the gym up.
My recently-acquired portly stature is my only reason for going to the gym, mo fo.
Good; Does that mean you will no longer be an embarrassment to be seen with? I mean, for Christ's sake, your legs resemble school custard crammed into a large sack of porridge.
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