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Enkidu @ 198.81.26.78 | 13-May-04/10:17 PM | Reply
As an avid *(Tired word, I know)* humorist I feel that poems should not only be posted by style but also categorized by the tone or mood.

Among suggestions:
Humor_Sporatic (Written in less than two min.)
Dark/Disturbing_Racist_Satirical
Love_Gross_ Nostalgic
Nonsensical_ Wordy_ Shittastic
Rant_ Rage_ Revenge_ Purposefully Bad_ Inside Joke_ Very Short
Philosophical_ Riddles_ Very Long

Replies:
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 | 14-May-04/4:28 AM | Reply
Since when did "avid" mean "hideously unfunny"?
Enkidu @ 204.98.23.2 > wFraser Allonby Q.C.w | 14-May-04/6:54 AM | Reply
Insult noted, but I fail to see the point or accuracy.
Now, since when did "Allonby" refer to "a dying breed of African tapeworm that feeds on the reproductive organs of the male primates found in these parts?"

Please try not to point out how "hideously unfunny" that jest was.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > Enkidu | 14-May-04/7:23 AM | Reply
Please kill yourself.
Stephen Robins @ 195.92.198.75 | 14-May-04/5:20 AM | Reply
You are a very fine example of a paraplegic who thinks he can do every day tasks, but actually can't and just pisses every body of with your failed limbs and dribbling snot.

Enkidu @ 204.98.23.2 > Stephen Robins | 14-May-04/6:56 AM | Reply
And you are a very fine spokesman for them.
How did you learn to type?
anonymous @ 195.92.198.71 > Enkidu | 14-May-04/9:45 AM | Reply
Did the three year old children you molest teach you that retort, I SENSE A NEW VICTIM ON POEMRANKER!!
Enkidu @ 204.98.23.57 > anonymous | 14-May-04/11:56 AM | Reply
You could at least have the decency or backbone (although, I know it would take days of burrowing in your flesh to uncover the fabled backbone) to at least insult me without using an anonymous title.
And to think, a forty-five-year-old 7-11 cashier is squabbling with his superior,who is ironically almost thirty years his junior.
Lastly, questions usually end in question marks, not commas, you toad.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > Enkidu | 14-May-04/12:06 PM | Reply
You're hurting the universe.
anonymous @ 149.174.164.6 > Enkidu | 14-May-04/12:26 PM | Reply
Go burrow some hole in the bow'ls of poetry.com




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