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Detective vs Doctor (The Explaination) (Other) by Y2kSlamPoet
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Official -=Dark_Angel=- Comment Analysis... 100% Complete
The -shrug- was intended to indicate nonchalance.
Alas it betrays quite the opposite.
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(Recent Public Detective Notes From Detective W.)
Explanation of why I call Dark-Angel -Detective- Watson,
and not -Doctor- Watson:
Dark, like i said: sometimes a cigar is just a cigar Detective Watson. :)
Now, you asked before why i called you a detective, and why i used the
name of Watson (the psychologist), and did not give you the title of
doctor.
Well, i made a quick, easy, lame response the first time you asked
because frankly, your stubborn, persistent, and you never accept the
answers i give you. (you always supply your own, which makes me wonder
why you bother asking me.. why not inform me of the truth? eh? saves us
the time of doing the questionaire)
Heres my new official response:
Doctors are people that others goto to be cured of a disease or problem.
For Watson this service is called "therapy". His speciality was
behavioristic psychology.
Your a detective, because i did not seek cures or your psychoanalysis.
You investigate to figure out the reason behind my actions.. and your
not paid by me, so your not a doctor providing a patient medical
attention.
You act upon a need to unravel a secret, and to bring light to what you
call the "truth". You then provide a public report of your findings:
that is what a detective does.
If you were my therapist, there would be something called Patient
Confidentiality.. so you better hope your not a doctor, because i do
have a lawyer. :P
Now, as we can see, this is a perfectly logical, and precise
explaination.
Well, as precise as I am currently motivated to explain, anyway, and
ofcourse, being the detective im sure you will find some unknown clue to
the secret "truth" to my "fabricated" response made to perhaps do damage
control or what ever.. you'll tell me ofcourse, im sure, atleast i dont
need to pay you 100-200 an hour for it.
Also, if i did care about the wings, well then i was all upset over
nothing, because I've just discovered that i have been stripped of my
ability to fly.. i guess it was a temporary blessing..
[Note for Z: I didn't know sinners could be forgiven.. ;/
Oh holy Jesu! I repent! :P Thanks.]
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