I was the store of INDECENCY today The store for FILTH I bought NUTS AND CHOCOLATE MILK I FELT FILTHY I made a pineapple upside down cake In the ablative of our middle age I fed it to my cat WHO FELT INDECENT SO HE THREW IT UP ON MY BEAUTIFUL CARPET A CAUCASIAN BEAUTY FROM THE RUSSIAN STEPPE ALL RUINED I sharpened my pencil today I STUCK IT IN AND MOVED IT ABOUT I am NOT SOME SORT OF FILTHY MAN WHO ALWAYS THINKS ABOUT THE INDECENT AND YET.. AND YET.. I bought the newest Rolling Stones crapfest I listened to the same old songs once and then I FELT LIKE A NEGRO, EMBLACKENED BY MINE OWN CONSCIENCE That LASCIVIOUS TONGUE weighed on my mind Like my "momma's [fat] ass", ALL MY DANCING DID ME NO GOOD I SAT DOWN TO DINNER CURSING AT MY CREATOR FOR CREATING SUCH AN IMPERFECT BEING SUCH AS I URMF MM HOMEMADE MAC AND CHEESE URF DUH