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Sleepy Geek (Free verse) by razorgrin
It's so hot my soul is sweating and I cry out "Lord I'm gonna slay my stupid neighbours with my +2 short sword of drunk-smiting. I cast "Silence" on their porch to quell their noise,but the stereo has spell resistance +20. It annoys me that I have to do this on a Friday night. I told them I work tomorrow, why do they put me through this shit? So I'll wake up early and go to work, this stuff always happens to me I'ts no fun being the only high-level mage in the service industry.

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