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Heavenly HOst! (Ode) by gay Angel bum, Angel bum,
Is there anything finer under the sun?
No pimples, welts, nor hairs possessed
To dampen my desire excess!
So smoothe, so round, an arse Divine!
If I touch it, will I go blind?
(Oh no, Mother, that's right. It's the other thing I'm not supposed to
touch.)
Angel bum, Angel bum,
Is there anything finer under the sun?
Up the ladder:
Screws
Down the ladder:
Sexxodus
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Posted: August 19, 2002 2:01 PM PDT; Last modified: August 19, 2002 2:12 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.4545455 Overall Rank: 2896 Comments:
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19-Aug-02/7:16 PM
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unholy desires, indeed. did blake help you with this? no, wait, it shows a sense of humor. he couldn't have had a hand in this one.
what a fucking waste of web space. dark angel, granted is a pretty creative writer, but lets have a little self fuckibg respect "for the love of god, your groveling impudence has forced me to de-cork yet another bottle of merlot....this is trite hog wash to put it mildly, to put it harshly, this is pan's clefted hoof squashing his own piled shit in a moment of fairy fucking debauchery...it stinks man pure and simple...neither amusing or serious, somewhere in between shitsville, wyoming, and sawdust, delaware...you are a chinese snakefish that can'y even speak chineses
nor can he walk on land. gills be damned, toss this one in the...can...
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