|
|
Ballad for a bad Irish accent (Lyric) by zodiac
Itâs dusk agin, and the dying wind
blows soft down in old Kilkenny,
by the lake thereâs peace for the ducks and geese
but for me â no, there isnât any.
For the hillside glows in a deepening rose
âneath a sky unending and twilit,
and it seems to my eyes like the elephant thighs
of my long-lost, beautiful Violet.
O the whores in Cork were all thin as storks
when I walked Greene Street as a dandy,
âtil I found a-one with a multiple chin
and a seventy-cent hand shandy.
And we would ride like she was the tide,
and I was a harbor pilot,
(but more men than me couldnât tame the sea,
of my stout, untamable Violet.)
âAy, Violet,â I said, âye shall be wed,
for itâs me who ye shall be marryinâ!â
But Violet just grinned, and broke some wind
with a smell of mushrooms and carrion,
then lit for the door. âWait!â I yelled, âyou whore!â
and chased her, so for a while it
seemed no doubt I would wear her out â
my blimp-like, beautiful Violet.
O I kept up hope âtil we reached the slope
of the hill which they call Ben Bentham;
as she topped the knoll, she began to roll
with incredible ease and momentum.
Nor did she brake when she hit the lake,
heading out for a distant islet â
but her legs alone weighed seventeen stone â
so she drowned, my corpulent Violet.
Now itâs dusk agin, and the dying wind
is cooling the noon-day swelter;
and it stirs the trees where I sit (for these
are all that I have for shelter.)
Ay, you can do what you want with Sue;
you can keep your Snorkeling Jenny â
but Iâll watch the deeps where my true love sleeps
by the lake down in old Kilkenny.
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
| Graph | Votes |
10 |
|
8 | 3 |
9 |
|
3 | 0 |
8 |
|
0 | 0 |
7 |
|
1 | 0 |
6 |
|
0 | 0 |
5 |
|
1 | 1 |
4 |
|
1 | 1 |
3 |
|
1 | 1 |
2 |
|
0 | 0 |
1 |
|
0 | 0 |
0 |
|
0 | 3 |
|
Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 6.986614
Overall Rank: 101
Posted: April 12, 2004 6:05 PM PDT; Last modified: April 12, 2004 6:20 PM PDT
View voting details
Comments:
700 view(s)
|
I don't know who in the fuck you are, and you need to be spanked, but you're good.
no horus you are great
no but zodias you are wonderful can i kiss your clinky bot PLEASE!
no horus you re king of the poemranker
well yeh i'm good but gosh so are you
shall we be, like, homesexual with one another?yeh and keep all these young pups off the site while we are AT IT
hey zode..what all this about ducks and geese hen? oh you cunt...kilkenny/any...beautiful!!!
twotter
wibble