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On the Discovery of Cyclone #11 and a Card-Playing Bear . (Limerick) by MacFrantic
Come quick and drink it up fast Wash down all the sea salt and bass For a sailor to sail In a cyclone of ale Will assure a fine mess on the mast If ever a bear did exist Who could trump you so soundly at whist Would you thrown down your cards And let down your guard As to warrant a bite on the wrist

Up the ladder: mythical
Down the ladder: Who is it for anyway?

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.1666665
Weighted score: 5.313765
Overall Rank: 3576
Posted: April 5, 2004 11:56 AM PDT; Last modified: April 5, 2004 11:56 AM PDT
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[8] deleted user @ 68.169.177.107 | 5-Apr-04/2:23 PM | Reply
Cute, but rhymes are forced.
[10] zodiac @ 152.18.33.182 | 5-Apr-04/2:42 PM | Reply
I knew this old East German raver
Who'd do me sometimes for a favor
Man, she was so hirsute
That to locate her chute
Took an hour with an electric shaver
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