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Horny Hornswoggling (Free verse) by purplewalrus
We give our seatmates heavy nudges
To string them with amused stares
On breezy afternoons that sweep
Our stale minds with transient flickers.
We hop on to robust chairs
As quickly as we shift to a finer stance
And take old wooden planks as baseball bats
To usher our thinking to higher altitudes.
To mesmerize the authority with our questions
And present a number of social agenda
In the hopes of overthrowing an incumbent
And blaspheme lords and hail onlookers.
We impregnate our diploma barrels
With gallons of voyeuristic acts
To seduce freely our organs
And hump them with unidentified falsity.
Yet we fail to cover up our suspicions
Forever reacting with idyllic subtlety
For we are all enrolled in a class of clowns
With sweaty bozos signing our classcards.
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.6
Weighted score: 5.0715218
Overall Rank: 6567
Posted: March 27, 2004 8:56 PM PST; Last modified: March 27, 2004 8:56 PM PST
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despite the possibility that it could be grammatically correct - this should be remade in such a way so that it doesn't raise the question.
Laced with interesting political language but I can't get past that it says, overal, "despite our potential, we suck" - that's what I get out of it anyway.
Maybe this would appeal to a campus audience more (I did like it better than the last one, though).