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An Astonishingly Fast Way to Learn Dutch (Free verse) by -=Fat_Penis=-
The Dutch for ONION is UI: Imagine shouting "OW" after you bite a raw onion! The Dutch for MUSHROOM is CHAMPIGNION: Imagine you own a CHAMPION MUSHROOM! The Dutch for CHEESE is KAAS: Imagine CARS made of CHEESE! The Dutch for EGG is EI: Imagine frying EGGS and HAY together! The Dutch for SUGAR is SUIKER: Imagine playing SOCCER with some SUGAR! The Dutch for SKIRT is ROK: Imagine a skirt spread out over a ROCK! THANK YOU PLEASE

Up the ladder: When I Had You
Down the ladder: Ashes, Ashes

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Weighted score: 5.0
Overall Rank: 8100
Posted: February 10, 2004 9:22 AM PST; Last modified: February 10, 2004 9:22 AM PST
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[10] Everyone @ 213.146.148.199 | 11-Feb-04/5:36 AM | Reply
Informa\tive, Imaginative and ultimately fuffilling a splendid return to form from -+Fat_Penis=-.
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