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An Astonishingly Fast Way to Learn Dutch

Member since 2003 · Posted 10 Feb 2004 · 1 comment

The Dutch for ONION is UI: Imagine shouting "OW" after you bite a raw onion! The Dutch for MUSHROOM is CHAMPIGNION: Imagine you own a CHAMPION MUSHROOM! The Dutch for CHEESE is KAAS: Imagine CARS made of CHEESE! The Dutch for EGG is EI: Imagine frying EGGS and HAY together! The Dutch for SUGAR is SUIKER: Imagine playing SOCCER with some SUGAR! The Dutch for SKIRT is ROK: Imagine a skirt spread out over a ROCK! THANK YOU PLEASE

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[10] Everyone 11-Feb-04/5:36 AM Reply
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