The Dutch for ONION is UI: Imagine shouting "OW" after you bite a raw onion! The Dutch for MUSHROOM is CHAMPIGNION: Imagine you own a CHAMPION MUSHROOM! The Dutch for CHEESE is KAAS: Imagine CARS made of CHEESE! The Dutch for EGG is EI: Imagine frying EGGS and HAY together! The Dutch for SUGAR is SUIKER: Imagine playing SOCCER with some SUGAR! The Dutch for SKIRT is ROK: Imagine a skirt spread out over a ROCK! THANK YOU PLEASE