Bloody Lawyers

No syntactic or semantic incongruity Resolving chance of ambiguity With their verbal acuity They call it legalese This clamouring for clarity Keeping lids on disparity May ensure a party's parity But gentlemen please! They fill reams and reams And everybody screams At their verbal extremes What is this word disease? The reason for this proclivity is achieving invincibility With pedantic productivity In charging monstrous fees