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The Cookies (Pimple) by Blindpoetry
You dipped your face into the cookies You’re just like all of those rookies You wanted all that sugar But all you got was a nasty booger! The cookies were not baked They were given to you cold With the booger taste, it, you could not rank All you wanted was it to be baked by a trippy skank. But all her sugar is gone All she has is boogers and her lumpy milk That she got from the old mans barn! You bought your way into this relationship No feelings intact You bought those damn cookies Now you want your money back! And now you lie about the cookies You brag about the cookies But you really had a booger burger That didn't have any sugar! Now you have to say "bye"! Your not welcome here We aren't shy We will throw you out without a tear! We would have given you a cookie With lots of sugar But you ran to the whore! Your heart - she, then, tore....

Down the ladder: the battle for troy

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.2
Weighted score: 4.904638
Overall Rank: 9842
Posted: January 20, 2004 3:59 PM PST; Last modified: January 20, 2004 3:59 PM PST
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[4] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.116.54 | 20-Jan-04/7:37 PM | Reply
By the third stanza, I wanted to go back to the first one, and stay there. 4
[7] cuddlytiger17 @ 209.105.138.106 | 19-Jul-04/11:13 AM | Reply
i liked the 4th stanza...
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.83.12 | 20-May-06/4:46 PM | Reply
The cookies were not baked
They were given to you cold
With the booger taste, it, you could not rank
All you wanted was it to be baked by a trippy skank.


What is a trippy skank, dearie?
[n/a] Blindpoetry @ 70.172.227.111 > Edna Sweetlove | 25-May-06/7:51 AM | Reply
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