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If you pimp me I'll stay Walter (Free verse) by Shardik
O Walter, if you pimp me I'll stay.
So that I can describe yet another
illiterate fuck in my life, and his
boring life of drugs, whores, and etc.
to the world, but it's your bannana
Walter I missed the most. Right after
I had sex with a flash light, and who
knows how many other fence posts
and car bumpers. I thought about
you and your bananna Walter, so
I wrote something about some pretty
smells, and some poetic textures,
and a little death and some snake crap,
and a bunch of other neither here nor
there shit, making sure to put parts
of it in a foreign language to pass
my self off as being educated and
cultured and then by avoiding putting
anything realistically poignant in it?
I ate your bannanna and choked to death.
O Walter when you Waltz entire burned
down villages of indigenous indians
rise from the dead, and yawn.
Please ex-fix-i-ate me again with
your bananna, and let's shove Easter
eggs up our asses until immigration
folds up our underwear and says adios.
Because, unlike me, they aren't interested
in your bananna, or Easter, Walter.
Oh Walter, Walter, Oh Walter, Oh.
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.5
Weighted score: 5.6723537
Overall Rank: 2047
Posted: December 19, 2003 3:18 PM PST; Last modified: December 19, 2003 3:18 PM PST
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Now, moving on, Do you really put 9/10ths of your phone number up there to be gathered by the all of us wackos?
Where's 960.