poemranker ::If you pimp me I'll stay Walter by Shardik

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Free verse № 78029

If you pimp me I'll stay Walter

Member since 2003 · Posted 19 Dec 2003 · 3 comments

O Walter, if you pimp me I'll stay. So that I can describe yet another illiterate fuck in my life, and his boring life of drugs, whores, and etc. to the world, but it's your bannana Walter I missed the most. Right after I had sex with a flash light, and who knows how many other fence posts and car bumpers. I thought about you and your bananna Walter, so I wrote something about some pretty smells, and some poetic textures, and a little death and some snake crap, and a bunch of other neither here nor there shit, making sure to put parts of it in a foreign language to pass my self off as being educated and cultured and then by avoiding putting anything realistically poignant in it? I ate your bannanna and choked to death. O Walter when you Waltz entire burned down villages of indigenous indians rise from the dead, and yawn. Please ex-fix-i-ate me again with your bananna, and let's shove Easter eggs up our asses until immigration folds up our underwear and says adios. Because, unlike me, they aren't interested in your bananna, or Easter, Walter. Oh Walter, Walter, Oh Walter, Oh.

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3 comments

[8] ShaNoN+960317485 20-Dec-03/12:36 AM Reply
Must u always spoil Easter Shardik? You and your Walter, with a six penny pole thats been dead fr a decade...
:o)
[n/a] horus8 › ShaNoN+960317485 21-Dec-03/1:41 PM Reply
I personally believe this poem to be utterly genius.

Now, moving on, Do you really put 9/10ths of your phone number up there to be gathered by the all of us wackos?
Where's 960.
[7] nentwined 27-Jun-08/7:25 PM Reply
ex-fix-i-ate pwnage.

oh, shardik.