once there was a poodle who thought he was a noodle. and once he dipped himself in spaghetti sauce. and later on that day as he was eating his tail away, he said, "i'm a noodle with doggy claws!" and then he said, "i need some bread!" and he started coming at me! so now he's a poodle who thinks he's a noodle, and i'm someone who thinks my head is french bread.