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A girl named Chuck (Ode) by Shardik
I was playing my guitar With my friend one day We had come from a bar and we were totally gay He passed me the roach So I gave it the clip As he fetched us a coach and I hitched up my slip He said, "Chuck I'm in love" I said "Blaine, but with who?" He said, "Chuck with an SUV". I said, "Blaine, God, you shrew?" (With bent wrist's fingers) Then we both got a spank Of some skank in our veins He said, "Chuck, you're so swank". I said, "I can't complains" Then he bent me to grill, and I thrust up me duff When he popped, was I shrill? Like a powder well puffed "Lord Chuck, you are hung, and your ass is so tight I will pay you twice more If you gank me forth right": Which I then did with a twirl and a well loaded cosmic spling Of brilliant off coconut cream & Montreal transvestite screams He said, "Chuck you're a pill" I said, "You should meet Bill" He said, "You're kidding?! BILLS GAY?!" I said, "Of this I am sure, but only for pay."

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.6
Weighted score: 5.8
Overall Rank: 1700
Posted: November 18, 2003 12:43 AM PST; Last modified: November 18, 2003 12:45 AM PST
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[9] ShaNoN+960317485 @ 199.40.206.3 | 18-Nov-03/5:53 AM | Reply
just cause i am gay 2 :o)
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 > ShaNoN+960317485 | 18-Nov-03/1:21 PM | Reply
I can tell by that hole in your nose.
[9] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.96.46 | 18-Nov-03/7:53 AM | Reply
Almost Dark Angelican. I think you could add to this. if you wanted.
[9] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.53 | 18-Nov-03/8:14 AM | Reply
and a cymbal crash at the end!

well done.

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[9] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.96.139 > Shuushin | 18-Nov-03/8:19 AM | Reply
yes.
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