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Pot Haikus (Ode to Stoners) (Haiku) by Shardik
Dude, are you gonna
fucking pass that joint or what?
You nigger lipped it.
Today, somewhere, four
stoned teenagers drove off with-
-out their change or food.
Upon missing the
freeway exit five times, I
gave up, and went home.
Putting the tequi-
-la worm in the bong water.
Made for weekly tea.
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.428571
Weighted score: 6.775428
Overall Rank: 435
Posted: November 6, 2003 1:16 PM PST; Last modified: November 6, 2003 1:16 PM PST
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Stoner 9 award.