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Pot Haikus (Ode to Stoners) (Haiku) by Shardik
Dude, are you gonna fucking pass that joint or what? You nigger lipped it. Today, somewhere, four stoned teenagers drove off with- -out their change or food. Upon missing the freeway exit five times, I gave up, and went home. Putting the tequi- -la worm in the bong water. Made for weekly tea.

Down the ladder: good bye.

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.428571
Weighted score: 6.775428
Overall Rank: 435
Posted: November 6, 2003 1:16 PM PST; Last modified: November 6, 2003 1:16 PM PST
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[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.175.34 | 6-Nov-03/1:43 PM | Reply
that sparks alot of memories.. first one is the best.

Stoner 9 award.
[8] sliver @ 63.189.16.35 | 6-Nov-03/4:35 PM | Reply
I like the second one. I was that stoned once--along time ago of course.
[8] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.72 | 6-Nov-03/5:40 PM | Reply
I've never been stoned. Sad, isn't it.
[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.174.138 > INTRANSIT | 6-Nov-03/8:13 PM | Reply
Pop the plastic bubble?
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.116.54 > SupremeDreamer | 7-Nov-03/3:20 PM | Reply
Is that a metaphor for gayity?
[9] Ranger @ 62.252.32.15 | 16-May-06/5:33 AM | Reply
One of the funniest things I've read all week!
[8] lmp @ 141.154.134.3 | 3-Jul-07/7:55 AM | Reply
spliff-er-riffic!
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