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Pot Haikus (Ode to Stoners)

by Shardik

Member since 2003 · Posted 6 Nov 2003 · 7 comments

Dude, are you gonna fucking pass that joint or what? You nigger lipped it. Today, somewhere, four stoned teenagers drove off with- -out their change or food. Upon missing the freeway exit five times, I gave up, and went home. Putting the tequi- -la worm in the bong water. Made for weekly tea.

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7 comments

[9] SupremeDreamer 6-Nov-03/1:43 PM Reply
that sparks alot of memories.. first one is the best.

Stoner 9 award.
[8] sliver 6-Nov-03/4:35 PM Reply
I like the second one. I was that stoned once--along time ago of course.
[8] INTRANSIT 6-Nov-03/5:40 PM Reply
I've never been stoned. Sad, isn't it.
[9] SupremeDreamer › INTRANSIT 6-Nov-03/8:13 PM Reply
Pop the plastic bubble?
[n/a] Bachus › SupremeDreamer 7-Nov-03/3:20 PM Reply
Is that a metaphor for gayity?
[9] Ranger 16-May-06/5:33 AM Reply
One of the funniest things I've read all week!
[8] lmp 3-Jul-07/7:55 AM Reply
spliff-er-riffic!