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Call Me Lional (Other) by LobotomyNeedle
"I want suck your toe," said the man to the ho You can dress in leather in this cold weather I will dress in vinal you can call me Lional We will go see "Beaches" and I will suck your peaches I put on the whip cream while you let out a little scream I got up to brush my teeth and I heard you scream out "Keith" I said, "What the fuck" just my luck I tried to find something with which to hit you but you just sat in the corner and looked so blue A tear ran down my cheek as I looked at you and thought, "what a freak" written by T.S. and C.L. in a drunken stupor

Up the ladder: God and Country
Down the ladder: Contra Mundum

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Arithmetic Mean: 1.8
Weighted score: 4.618551
Overall Rank: 12427
Posted: August 1, 2002 12:39 AM PDT; Last modified: August 1, 2002 12:39 AM PDT
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[3] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 1-Aug-02/1:24 AM | Reply
i am a professional drinker.. i dare say a bit too "Bukowsky", but no amount of booze could alter my medium that critically. sober or plowed. you both fail. no beak..no hoof. no hopei
[0] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.136 | 26-Aug-02/10:17 AM | Reply
Consider you were trying for the joke element you deserve no praise.
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