Down in the depths There was a man named Sam He was the pilot Of a Nuke submarine His job was simple But long in the saying "If my ship hits anything Your out The tube" The Captain was rough So everyone said But he did HIS job And noone was dead And so we Sam Down below the sea But following Sam Was a Jap Submarine It followed them east It followed them north But still Sam did his job And he didn't hit anything So Sam kept going Till the sirens blared "It wasn't me" Sam declared The Japs were closing And closing in fast "Take us down" The Capt. ordered And down Sam went "They can't catch me" Sam's ego vented "I'm the best pilot" "Go portside" Was the order But Sam wouldn't have it Going down was what he did And he did it best Down went the Japs Following on his heels They chased him West They chased him South But still they couldn't catch Sam He went untill the hull was creaking Groaning in plea for their lives The seams were popping And shooting steam Evertwhere you looked Was water seaping in Suddenly he pulled up And took a left The Japs they followed And sealed their fate For Sam went down Yes down again He took a turn One never before seen A turn so tight The Japs were unseen The Japs tried to follow But couldn't turn like Sam They hit a wall and kept on going They sank top the floor And wasn't moving But Sam misjudged When he took his turn He turned to tight And folded in half!! And so we see Sam today Piloting his Nuke Sub. In right angles all over the world