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Brittanyy (Free verse) by JoyLuck JL
Dear Brittanyy,
I am writing this letter
To complain
That my penis has been stretched
To incredible lengths, by my
Authentic Sweedish
Penille enlarging pump device,
And I have finally succeeded
In fucking myself.
However, my asshole is now bleeding.
Do you recommend pads or tampons?
Which is more effective in stopping
This flow?
Sincerely,
Your Friend
Poemranker aka PoemShootDown aka Bleeding Asshole
Up the ladder:
The Path Untrodden
Down the ladder:
The man, the world
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Posted: July 30, 2003 10:57 PM PDT; Last modified: July 30, 2003 10:57 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.235324 Overall Rank: 4198 Comments:
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SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.165.249
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30-Jul-03/11:19 PM
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HAH! 10!
Always a joy to read your work
I always thought of JoyLuck's gender as femal (probably because of the book). I mean that as a compliment, by the way.
joyluck is a bastard.
i hate him. 188 view(s)
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