poemranker ::Brittanyy by JoyLuck

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Free verse № 58306

Brittanyy

Member since 2003 · Posted 30 Jul 2003 · 4 comments

JL Dear Brittanyy, I am writing this letter To complain That my penis has been stretched To incredible lengths, by my Authentic Sweedish Penille enlarging pump device, And I have finally succeeded In fucking myself. However, my asshole is now bleeding. Do you recommend pads or tampons? Which is more effective in stopping This flow? Sincerely, Your Friend Poemranker aka PoemShootDown aka Bleeding Asshole

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4 comments

[10] SupremeDreamer 30-Jul-03/11:19 PM Reply
HAH! 10!
[10] Lifeboatman 31-Jul-03/12:33 AM Reply
Always a joy to read your work
[8] http://mulberryfairy 31-Jul-03/9:39 AM Reply
I always thought of JoyLuck's gender as femal (probably because of the book). I mean that as a compliment, by the way.
[n/a] DurtKL › http://mulberryfairy 31-Jul-03/10:45 AM Reply
joyluck is a bastard.
i hate him.