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Brittanyy (Free verse) by JoyLuck
JL Dear Brittanyy, I am writing this letter To complain That my penis has been stretched To incredible lengths, by my Authentic Sweedish Penille enlarging pump device, And I have finally succeeded In fucking myself. However, my asshole is now bleeding. Do you recommend pads or tampons? Which is more effective in stopping This flow? Sincerely, Your Friend Poemranker aka PoemShootDown aka Bleeding Asshole
Up the ladder: The Path Untrodden
Down the ladder: The man, the world
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.875
Weighted score: 5.235324
Overall Rank: 4198
Posted: July 30, 2003 10:57 PM PDT; Last modified: July 30, 2003 10:57 PM PDT
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[10] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.165.249 | 30-Jul-03/11:19 PM | Reply
HAH! 10!
[10] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.13 | 31-Jul-03/12:33 AM | Reply
Always a joy to read your work
[8] http://mulberryfairy @ 216.195.144.168 | 31-Jul-03/9:39 AM | Reply
I always thought of JoyLuck's gender as femal (probably because of the book). I mean that as a compliment, by the way.
[n/a] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.171 > http://mulberryfairy | 31-Jul-03/10:45 AM | Reply
joyluck is a bastard.
i hate him.
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