No Shoes 4 me, thanx

I do not like sneakers nor Hush Puppies Not pump peakers or those slipper guppies. I can't stand my trainers Can't TAKE those wooden clogs People that need shoes, lets face it, are a bunch of Lamers. Walk shuffling, sauntering about feels to me, like I'm under a layer of smog so thick, so heavy, I could, and will, SHOUT! Don't like the tacky platforms for i could simply fall off of the world! The natural way is to go no shoes and this comes to you from a nice and natural girl. But now I have gashes thicker then even my thickest eye lashes and some wounds that i highly doubt, would make anybody swoon. So now what is left other than those flip-flops? Oh man! With shoes, with messes, i will be forced to use a mop! I will think this over. I will make use of my Mary janes or my Clyde-Clovers! Sure I'll take those boots! Wrap ??m up! I want to be in style the next time a dude says, to me, "sup!"