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I wanna convert him (Free verse) by GAY AS FU*K
I am gay, and you are not, but why don't we play, for your so damn hot. I asked you your name you said it was Keith, and i bet i could tame your python beneath, i wanna suck your big juicy cock, my hands will go round it like a clock, your really fit and i fancy you, but the situations shit cause you aint no nancy poo. in your tight ribbed shirt that show your nips, makes me hard i'm lickin my lips, hes a mechanic from the wrong side of town, i'd love to screw his nuts, yum yum wash it all down, so i offered him head and he walked away, saying 'fuck off you fag' i aint no gay, so now i'm alone my hearts like a stone, i feel nothing beneath all becuase i wanted to bone a hetero named keith.

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.3333335
Weighted score: 5.0896473
Overall Rank: 6210
Posted: July 2, 2003 12:02 PM PDT; Last modified: July 2, 2003 12:02 PM PDT
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[6] DurtKL @ 68.75.22.35 | 2-Jul-03/12:06 PM | Reply
i'm kinda sick of all your "gay" poems, must be the homophobe in me,
but this one is aight
and kinda funny.
[8] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 | 2-Jul-03/12:34 PM | Reply
Yip yip.
[6] Mona Lisa @ 195.92.168.168 | 2-Jul-03/1:37 PM | Reply
Your so not gay, who are you really?

I know lots of gay men and I think your possibly in awe of them, married with no excitement maybe in your bedroom. (its quite funny though)
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