poemranker ::Havin a Slash by Blade

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Havin a Slash

by Blade

Member since 2002 · Posted 22 Apr 2003 · 5 comments

Oooooo it hurts, It really starts to burn Oooooo it hurts, You feel it start to turn. Oooooo it hurts, A bit like pickled ham Oooooo it hurts, It smells a bit like spam. Oooooo it hurts, It still pangs all the same. Oooooo it hurts, You've just shat out your brain.

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5 comments

[0] Ranger 22-Apr-03/10:23 AM Reply
Dude, what the fuck? I assume you're not talking about your own brain, cause on the evidence of this you wouldn't even notice if you shat it out. Funny poem though...
(0 to try and get you into the bottom 15)
[n/a] Blade › Ranger 23-Apr-03/3:05 AM Reply
Hey cant you appreciate pure..... unadulterated.....sheer....................CRAp wen u c it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA im quite mad really!!!>:P
[n/a] Shardik 22-Apr-03/1:06 PM Reply
Lemmy & motorhead have a new song called the 'face of gaids' it jams. check it out.
[0] Ranger › Shardik 23-Apr-03/11:25 AM Reply
Kickass!
[0] cleverdevice 20-May-03/9:17 AM Reply
0, and 0 again if I could