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ode to an english teacher (Limerick) by suckmychucks I once had a teacher who looked like Drew Carey.
He had a red stain on his pants.
He told us his wife was pretty but hairy,
And shed like a dog when she danced.
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Posted: April 9, 2003 12:03 PM PDT; Last modified: April 9, 2003 12:05 PM PDTWeighted score: 3.7777777 Overall Rank: 13503 Comments:
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Bazilla @ 195.93.34.14
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9-Apr-03/1:15 PM
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You're a simpleton with a speech impediment and a English Teacher fetish. You're gay and you're wrong for loving teachers as much as you do. I'll tell you what you should do: go to a bar. get drunk, ask someone to take you home, demand sex and don't even mention your English teacher. Don't even think to use him as a condom as I'm sure you would. I don't care how soft the teacher is, Scientists work better. I give you a 2 for your psycho-sexual condition.
Why all the limericks?? Why must you shame the irish so?
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