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ode to an english teacher (Limerick) by suckmychucks

I once had a teacher who looked like Drew Carey. He had a red stain on his pants. He told us his wife was pretty but hairy, And shed like a dog when she danced.

Bazilla 9-Apr-03/1:15 PM
You're a simpleton with a speech impediment and a English Teacher fetish. You're gay and you're wrong for loving teachers as much as you do. I'll tell you what you should do: go to a bar. get drunk, ask someone to take you home, demand sex and don't even mention your English teacher. Don't even think to use him as a condom as I'm sure you would. I don't care how soft the teacher is, Scientists work better. I give you a 2 for your psycho-sexual condition.




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