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Dear flatulance (dear lord) (Free verse) by Bobjim
My colon ablaze Rectum desperatly clenching Must let one rip Let one quietly go Relief-but sadly too late I've crapped myself Dispose of my shorts But where can they go? Ah!-clothes for the homeless

Down the ladder: Soldier

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.5
Weighted score: 4.3276463
Overall Rank: 13104
Posted: April 7, 2003 3:47 PM PDT; Last modified: April 25, 2003 1:56 AM PDT
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Comments:
[1] asimpleman @ 202.141.239.129 | 7-Apr-03/4:28 PM | Reply
Bob all these losers over here should give Bob a standing ovation.......i mean eveytime i think this is his worst stuff......Bob surprises us.....well done Bob
[0] Ranger @ 217.40.231.55 | 14-Apr-03/8:51 AM | Reply
I would have given this a ten but...oh, no I wouldn't.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.188.72 | 25-Apr-03/7:05 AM | Reply
might I ask why you feel the need to harass this site?
[10] raven_the_poet @ 216.45.130.159 | 14-Feb-06/10:29 AM | Reply
omg. freaking hilarious. XD
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