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Mens Cocks Have No Style (Free verse) by spank me baby yeah There he fell during battle,
My purple headed warrior slain,
And then her dreaded cackle,
Laughing as he came.
As she snored I stared at my cock for a while,
And realized the problem with men,
Is that cocks have no style.
They look pathetic with their dangling plums,
That hang like a wanted cowboy in the west,
Cocks are so ugly,
Dress them up in lycra and a white string vest,
Put him in the the furry cup,
And stir him around for a while,
Peel back up his wrinkles shaft,
And see its stupid smile,
All I know is this,
Mens cocks have no style.
(for horus8 thanks studmonkey for the oral advice man)
Up the ladder:
My bedtime story
Down the ladder:
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Posted: March 4, 2003 4:19 AM PST; Last modified: March 4, 2003 4:19 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.0 Overall Rank: 7585 Comments:
No problem, but I have a beautifull cock, so I guess your argument is with God tit-teeth, and i'm sure there are a lot of other men who are willing to step forward here and proclaim that they too have pretty puds, stud monkey was it? yes i think it was. Also; i know woman that will come forward with the truth. That they also have eye friendly floggers, my friend soooooooo that said. YOU just got the short end of the stick, friend, buddy, pal, aquaintance, surrogate toothpaste unfolder, visor flipper, pool cleaner.
lol
Bloody vulgar you have no shame you scoundrel.
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line "Cocks are so ugly," is unnecsessary; explicate instead of tell.
first few lines--metaphor is outstanding.