There he fell during battle, My purple headed warrior slain, And then her dreaded cackle, Laughing as he came. As she snored I stared at my cock for a while, And realized the problem with men, Is that cocks have no style. They look pathetic with their dangling plums, That hang like a wanted cowboy in the west, Cocks are so ugly, Dress them up in lycra and a white string vest, Put him in the the furry cup, And stir him around for a while, Peel back up his wrinkles shaft, And see its stupid smile, All I know is this, Mens cocks have no style. (for horus8 thanks studmonkey for the oral advice man)