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Library and Information Centre

Member since 2002 · Posted 23 Jan 2003 · 6 comments

segregation by first degree. PC is for postgrad use only

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[7] Shardik 23-Jan-03/10:38 AM Reply
Yes, that makes sense.
[n/a] Nicholas Jones › Shardik 24-Jan-03/7:45 AM Reply
Yes, actually it does. I'm in the library, in the postgraduate (i.e students who already have a degree and are pursuing further studies) only computer room. Please also note the start in lower case while the very word PC forces upper case letters to be used.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 23-Jan-03/11:11 AM Reply
I have never seen a more klepto-masturbatory entrepoid. After reading this poeme, I think I've just glimpsed all our hypocracies in one huge neuroplastic ellipse. GREAT WORK!
[0] god'swife 23-Jan-03/3:40 PM Reply
You are oblivious despite yourself. Get more funding.
[5] Robert K Foster 23-May-03/10:46 AM Reply
Personal Computer? Political Correctness? Parrot Cooties? Pistachio Cookies? Parking Center? Perineum Cutting? (the last is the best)
for thse who don't know:

perineum: The portion of the body in the pelvis occupied by urogenital passages and the rectum, bounded in front by the pubic arch, in the back by the coccyx, and laterally by part of the hipbone.
The region between the scrotum and the anus in males, and between the posterior vulva junction and the anus in females
[n/a] Nicholas Jones › Robert K Foster 26-May-03/8:11 AM Reply
I'm well aware of this part of the body. I've just bought a new bicycle saddle designed to stop compression of perineal tissue and instead distribute weight onto the pelvic bones.