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Listen For Once (Free verse) by Sarahmarie So she likes me more than her.
That's what you tell me.
It's kinda funny.
All moms like me better.
So why am I still alone?
I have so many ex-boyfriends as enemies.
I have so many ex-moms as friends.
They all tell me,
"She doesn't deserve him."
"You are so much better than she is"
So why am I still alone?
It makes no sense.
Your mom knows what's best for you.
So why don't you listen?
Up the ladder:
Home
Down the ladder:
the ones that got away
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.2
Posted: January 21, 2003 2:40 PM PST; Last modified: January 21, 2003 2:40 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.904638 Overall Rank: 9821 Comments:
Jesus Christ girl, slooow down, infact STOP, take a look. The mothers love you because you're just like them. The boys are tired of their moms, be some other thing. What the fuck do you care anyway? You carry the seed. Anyway your poem is bland and of low-intellect.
i'm sorry, but this is the funniest poem i have ever read, ever. HOLY JESUS! HAAAAA! that is some funny shit. I hope you are not serious though...you're kidding right? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DEAR GOD! they've stolen my thinking chair. i have to run, later <horus chases after the drunk ewoks trotting down the street with his toilet>o
Why am I so happy I decided to get a glass of Scotch before coming on here?
Did you nearly soil yourself but then catch it in time?
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Boo hoo.